Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Unspoken relationship for several years.

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.

Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed her pretzel stand he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel.

This went on for a few years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the man passed the old lady's pretzel stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him:

"Sir, I appreciate your business. You are a good customer, but I have to tell you that the pretzel price has increased to 35 cents."

Courtesy: Amusing Facts

Monday, March 15, 2010

How Einstein's chauffeur outwitted a professor!

There was this joke about Einstein and his chauffeur that must have been the imagination of someone with a great sense of humor.

Once, the chauffeur requested his master Einstein that he will deliver a speech at a scientists' gathering where Einstein was to speak. Einstein agreed to this odd request.

While chauffeur dressed like Einstein and entered the elite gathering, Einstein waited in the car in the driver's seat.

The chauffeur did a nice job at the scientists' meeting and when he was about to leave the room, a professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the car, answer it for me."


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Now, this is a real joke.

A jet plane, just before take off, abruptly stopped on the tarmac, turned around
and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant.

"Oh, so, there won't be any noise now?-the passenger.

You see, it took us a while, not to fix the noise but to find a new pilot."

Source:Amusing facts.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Interesting piece of history about the Alexander the great.

We all have studied about the Alexander the great but this pice of information about his 3 wishes just before he died are totally unknown to the world.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Think again before making faces.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Miss Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, she said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was
told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Miss Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Source: http://www.amusingfacts.com/humour