Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What is beneath your shirt?

Warning!
The guy below will start to unbutton his shirt the moment you press the 'Play' button.

Then what happens?

Then he reveals... that shows his skeleton through a movable x-ray film.Cool 2 Yes, it is a Japanese technology and a Japanese demonstrates this remarkable development.


Saturday, March 28, 2009

Food for thought or thoughtful food?

Every creature in this world is programed to be afraid of something or someone-right?





Oh, is it my turn next?




See, our kid is in there! What an appetite!




Thursday, March 26, 2009

The ultimate of over cautiousness.

Well, does this need anything to say?

Those who are so over cautious are called 'Munjakirathai Muthanna' in Tamil.
And if it is a female, she is fondly known as 'Munjakirathai Muniamma'.

Oh Man

Why Bill Gates Sold out Microsoft?

Many people in the world including I wondered and shocked when Bill Gates quit his brain child.

It is may be for this:
Someone who is as novice as me must have asked these following questions to either Bill Gates or his next in command.

”I have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which are as follows:
There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

I find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to the end of the city. .

One doubt is whether any 'Re-Scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-Cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will provide that?

I always wonder why you have kept 'Enter' button without keeping the exit button?

It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

You provide 'My Network Places'.. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. “

See, even my brother’s daughter who is 8 years old would have vowed not to touch her computer again in her life.

I thank Mrs.Shanthimati Mohan for forwarding this joke.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Snooker balls Vs egg.

I don't know when this hen got on to the snooker table but it did manage somehow. It must have seen the snooker balls, entertained an idea.

It laid an egg and see what happened to the snooker balls. Quite a sight! Listen to its victory sound.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

(Bar)ely hanging!

This is a 'Must Read' joke. You are sure to spread this.

Rubber Smiley

A small balding man stormed into a local bar and demanded, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!"

The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a DOUBLE.

The man swilled down the drink and demanded, "Gimme another ONE!"

The bartender pours the drink, but said, "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me WHY you're so upset?"

So the man begins his tale: "Well, I am a salesman for this fancy goose pillows. I got an order and took several samples to an apartment in this neighborhood. I knock on the door and this woman opens the door.

Now, the lady can't make up her mind, so she asks me to take the samples to the bedroom and check them there. As I get into the bedroom I hear some keys jingling, and someone starts fumbling with the door."

"Well, the woman says, 'Oh my god, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match today; he's gonna be real mad! He won't believe that you are just a salesman. Quick, HIDE!'

"So, I opened at the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didnt hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too.

By now I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my FINGERS praying that the guy wouldn’t see me."

The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point."

"Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out, 'Tell me, who you been seeing now?'"

"The girl said, 'Nobody, honey, now have a glass of water and calm down.'

Well the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I didnt hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either."

"Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the WINDOW?' I think 'Oh boy, I'm dead meat now'. But the woman by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking."

"Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom, and I hear water running for a long time, and I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden the guy pours a pitcher of steaming HOT WATER out of the window right on top of my head! I mean look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!"

The bartender said, "Oh man! That would have pissed me off for sure".

"No," the customer replied, "that didn't really bother me. Next the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess, I can hardly hold onto this glass."

The bartender looks at the guy's hands and agreed,"Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset"

"No, that WASN'T what really pissed me off."

The bartender then asked in exasperation, "Well, then, what did finally piss you off?"

"Well I was hanging there for hours, and I turned around and looked down and I was only about 6 inches off the ground!"

Rubber Smiley

Friday, March 13, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Tooth brush's inferiority complex.

Did you hear this conversation between a tooth brush and the toilet paper?
(Sigh...) what a complex and what a sportive answer!Well Done

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The greatest pavement artist.


The name of this artist is Julian Beever ! -
His art is extremley unique and very amazing. This guy makes his paintings on the footpaths and pavements but when you look at them from a certain angle, they appear to be 3D !!!
And in some cases they are just lifelike!

I strongly feel that everybody should know about such an amazing artist and get a chance to praise his unique art!


Here is the first one - Check it out!
Looks like someone put a 3D globe in the middle of the road ! But this is actually painted on the road in such a strerched manner that when viewed from this angle, It look 3D!

Look at the same painting from a different angle.
Now can you see the trick ???
Now here is an ultra cool one.
Would you believe that this sony laptop is actually drawn on the pavement !!
Very Impressive, Isn't it?


Here is one more I found on the web.
Check this one out!


Look at the virtual depth he creates on the ground !!!

Here is a box of big crayons.
A whole city under the pavement !!


Would you Believe that he is just sitting on the pavement !!!

Oh My God, Look at this below!
Not just the boat or just the water, but everything upto the very depression on the road is painted stuff !!!

Did he just break a part of the pavement he was drawing on ???
Credits: Everything here is sent by my son through email to me.
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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Train enters shopping lane.

This is a train in HongKong. See it traverses through a thickly populated lane full of road side shops. This video clip is amusing.

There is almost a similar train in Madras. It goes to Pattabiram military siding railway station through a narrow road lined with houses on both sides.

I think this blog post will invite others to share such train rides through odd landscapes across the world.