Thursday, March 26, 2009

Why Bill Gates Sold out Microsoft?

Many people in the world including I wondered and shocked when Bill Gates quit his brain child.

It is may be for this:
Someone who is as novice as me must have asked these following questions to either Bill Gates or his next in command.

”I have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which are as follows:
There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

I find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to the end of the city. .

One doubt is whether any 'Re-Scooter' is available in system? I find only 'Re-Cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will provide that?

I always wonder why you have kept 'Enter' button without keeping the exit button?

It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

You provide 'My Network Places'.. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. “

See, even my brother’s daughter who is 8 years old would have vowed not to touch her computer again in her life.

I thank Mrs.Shanthimati Mohan for forwarding this joke.

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