You must smile at these modern day quotes.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which
one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her
or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any recipe for a long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought will never occur.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it.