Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Shocking near death experience!

Near death experience:

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live...

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and had done all beauty treatments. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Finally she was like as if she's of very young

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,

"I thought you said I had another 43 years.

Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied:
"I didn't recognize you"

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  1. One more laughing pill from humor lover Badri. Thanks a lot guruji.

  2. Again I am visualizing the smile on your face Kamathji.