A cat's sense.

A man didn't like his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving it a few blocks from his home and leaving it at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was
walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat further away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

The man kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a long, long way out of town, down a winding path of barely-used roads.

Hours later the man called home to his wife: "Honey, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answered, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man replied, "Put him on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."