Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Admire this ladys' business acumen.

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags and every
once in a while a $20 note falls out onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag" "Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can
collect them. Thanks for the warning!" Here's one for you.

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium.. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee through the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I say, "$20 or off it comes."

"Well that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "Okay, good luck!" "By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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