Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Funniest video clip of playful cats.

Here is another funniest video clip of playful cats.
You will surely laugh out loudly.
http://computerknowledge1.blogspot.com/2008/12/hilarious-video-capturing-cats-funny.html

An old monkey story with a new ending.

It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same.

Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind* He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukher, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather' s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed.

He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s idea, Sukher threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and guess!!! Said what???

"You think only you have a grandfather !!!???"

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Monday, June 1, 2009

You must smile at these modern day quotes.

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which
one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her
or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any recipe for a long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but then the thought will never occur.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]It's funny when people discuss
Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it.